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who's packing me lunch

randomfandomteacher:
“adobsonartworks:
“ dragon-in-a-fez:
“this bitch empty, TWEET”
Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?
“An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of...

this bitch empty, TWEET

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

the meaning of the universe is love actually

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your minimalist child getting destroyed by my baroque baby

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i am hopelessly in love with this

she said “nut in me” so i packed that thing full of cashews

dick game amelia bedelia

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